Naturally, Mr. Collins is perfectly in his element at a ball. Known throughout the countryside for his ability to flatter ladies with just the right affectations, impeccable sense of fashion, and alacritous dance step, he feels certain to land a whole contingent of eligible bachelorettes.

With so many options available to him, Mr. Collins is afflicted with a most terrible choice.

Would you like Mr. Collins to:
A.) Attach himself like a limpet to Elizabeth at the ball
or
B.) Fall in love at first sight with Miss Caroline Bingley